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awh! how cute!

How cute! We sing this song in front of the mirror, because it makes my 5 month old son smile!

I hate admit I do not know any jokes but i am sure in a few years i will be up to date on my knock knock jokes

woof!

Thats my problem with jokes, I can never remember the punchline!

It's a nik nak paddywack, give the frog a loan!

To get to the other side :) Cheesy, but it's all I could think of...

My daughter's favorite is: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana

Please randomly select me!!

"ARRRR!" said the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts!"

Yes, officer. I took the penguin to the zoo. And now we're going to a ball game.

"The Aristocrats!"

That music box would look great in my daughter's nursery.

take my wife, please!

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(Courtesy of my 4-year-old!)

So cute!!! as far as puchlines go..."I bet the liar told you I was speeding too!"

how cute!

Why not? I am a funghi!

he was a saint compared to his brother...one of my husbands jokes he used on the congregation, he got it from his nana.

"Aw, don't cry!"

"What can I get for a rib?"

She didn't have a stroke because her arms were too short.

Which is funny, because you'd think the second guy would've ducked!

OMGOMG I have to have this!! We are a doggie household all the way and this would be perfect for my son's room! *Crossing fingers*

and mine is "land shark"
Im sorry I still think that skit is hillarious..

And then he asked, "Why the long face?"

Because seven, eight, nine!!

Ok - It's a nik nack Paddi Wack give the frog a loan

President George W. Bush

Shredded "Tweet"

"what light bulb?"

oh i love this so much would really love to be able to give the music box to my grandson for christmas.

Then which one are you?

"Madam, that's not a fly in your soup – it's a tiny, tightly-woven spool of pubic hair."

love

I can't come up with a punch line, but I really love the "George W. Bush" one though!!!!

lovely

OH my that is so cute! My Niece barks on command when you sing that song. This would be PREFECT for her!

My Punch Line - Elevator Going Up

Batman! Nananana Batman!

No guts=)

My parents used to collect music boxes for me when I was a child, maybe its time I start for our first baby due in March?

oh no, that was just our summer associate program. sorry, but you have to hear the joke to get it! love the music box, hope we win!

please!

I love this website--you have the very coolest stuff and you offer it up to us as prizes--WOW.

punchline--"Your parrot just fell off his perch."

The line -- "You stay here, I'll go on a head." (yes, I mean the spelling that way.)

I've had my eye on one of these music boxes for my son for a while now. I think they're the best I've ever seen.

Ask me again and I tell ya the same!

because seven eight nine

Our favorite punchline: If it dies it dies... Thejok is actually pretty funny.

you let go of it!

olive juice

When pigs fly

My grandson's, "because the dog said so". I still don't get it, but laughed anyway.

It's pining for the fjords!

Beautiful!

Orange you glad you came-a-knockin'?

This is so adorable!!! We must have this for the nursery!

A super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

Top that!

Me!

Would love to give this to my friend's new granddaughter! Too cute for words.

Is the bar tender here?

What makes you think he's not?

pick me pick me!

This would be the punchline to a long-standing joke between my fiance and me. He can't believe that I've never heard the song how much is that doggie in the window and amazingly it turns out that I'm one of the few people who grew up in the US and don't know the tune.

"So," says the boy, "Do you have any gwapes?"

yes please

WOW!!! Love IT!!!
cheers,
jewels

One. He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Dear Esdel the Springer Spaniel said this is great and he would be VERY CAREFUL around it.

He is a good boy and a rescue.
My little buddy.

"I can't stand all this arguing. I'm leaving!"

cute box

I'd love to win.

We love this song! And so would our baby :)

i've met your with your wife. take the poison.

hello

My "god-dog" would love it. Wouldn't you, Buddy? Yes, please.

Forgot the punchline - "the Aristocrats!"

that is so cute!

Orange you glad I didn't say banana...

LOL!!

Sheep!

so so adorable!!

then how do you get your feet in?

bow-wow-wow yippie yo yippie yay...

"In a Porsche, the pricks are on the inside."

i'm stumped!

Wahoo! Too cute for words - and a great memory of singing with my dad, grandmother, and now too!

Quackers and Milk!

very pretty!

Right where you left it!

(where do you find a dog with no legs?)

"A buck an ear... Arrrrr... a bucaneer!" and just because I know you *need* this joke to share with friends over the holidays... The beginning is "What do you charge a pirate to get his ears pierced?"

...because he didn't have the guts to fart (courtesy of my gloriously grotty six year old)

when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole

perfect gift to our neighbor

Wait, how many is a Brazilian?

I MUST have this!

The grasshopper says, "You got a drink called 'Steve'?"

I'd love to win this - it's adorable!

Ell-if-I-no! (What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?)

because violists only know one position

"Oh, your last visit to hell must have been during the summer associate party."

This little doggie would look perfect in my window.

So sweet!

"Surprise me."

Jingle smells (what is a skunks favorite song to sing?)

one way or another---that's going in nathan's nursery!

because he was a waffer so long!

you 8 the toilet?! hahahhaha

There was a face off in the corner. (Apologies to any leper hockey players reading this.)

"I need the eggs"

"wheeee"

Because 7 8 9!!

Cute!

"professional courtesy"

Someone already did it kind of... "It's a nick knack Patty Black. Give the frog a loan!"

very cute design.

where's my Canary?

... the third one ducks.

Hey - I sang that song in a talent show when I was a kid! Good times.

my mom would LOVE this!

"I got a ____ for a duck, a duck for a ____, and ten bucks for a ____ed-up duck."

I like dogs and babies so this would be perfect

"How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

Pop

how adorable.

Would love this for a friend's baby!

"I don't know, dog, what's up with you?"

"Paddy O'Furniture!"

'Ketchup!'

so cute

love it!

wow, that is one cute box.

cute box so here it goes,

"No I pulled you over because there is a parrot in your truck throwing chickens out on the highway saying, "no service, no ride"

Why the long face?

Up his sleevies!

Because they were listening to "car tunes"!

orange you glad i didn't say banana.

"that's what she said."

They gave me a chihuahua?!

cute.

oh, punchline..

then why don't you go and catch it?

Me please!

cute!

oswald my gum!

nice

very nice :)

Rick has not been seen since. ;)

pilgrims

so cute!

Cute!

cuuute

So cute. I would love this!

this would be the perfect gift for my friend's new baby

This is so cute!

and THAT is why you never buy bacon alone.

Uber cute!

I'm not going to tell you if you cry about it!

"And a dog smoking a cigar fell from the sky killing him instantly."

Punchline: You don't have to cry about it, it's just a joke!

I would love to win this! It is adorable!

a beer and a mop.

i want to fall over, this is so cute.

Because the gum was stuck to the chicken!

I'd love to win this for my little girl. She loves music boxes. Even if she's in the worst mood, we'll wind one up, and she'll immediately start grinning. She has one on her mobile, which she's recently outgrown, and one that my little sister lent her, so I'd love to give her a music box of her own.

You paint his toenails red and make him stand on his head!

This is so adorable! I just adore vintage toys!

No, I said rabbi!

Cute cute cute!

"You think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

I'd love to win.

"Cargo beep beep beep!" My sister made this up when she was 3.

Count me in, please.

"How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

So he says to the bartender, "I'm a frayed knot!"

"The third one ducked"

I LOVE this music box!!!

It's a knick knack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan!

"Pooh"

to get to the other side

Dwain the bathtub; I'm dwowning!

I love that cute music box!

"Because seven eight nine" seems to be the popular joke in my household!

this is so cute! my punchline is "potatoe"!

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Because it has two banks!!!

Fo drizzle

Because one more would make it too farty!

because he didn't have the guts.

...and made the devil pay for them!

Moo!

"I was talking to the duck."

"I luv you watts and watts."

Can't think of a punchline, so "to get to the other side." :P

"In his sleevies!" (It's a terrible joke, but I like terrible jokes- "Where does the king keep his armies?" haha!)

" . . . a good start" -- the punch line for most of the lawyer jokes I can think of.

priceless!

So cute!

arrr... it's driving me nuts.

"put a little boogie in it!"

...the guy laughed so hard his house blew up. Thanks for giveaway its beautiful

"No, but if you do that again I'll write you a check"

How lovely!

"to get to the other side"
I never remember jokes.
The music box is just darling!

Punchline :Thats not a lady that's my wife!

oh this is so awesome!

You'd think the second one would have ducked.

I'm a frayed knot!

Because he was stapled to the chicken.

One says, "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" and the other one says, "Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!!"

cute

thanks!

because Frank Perdue was chasing him.

ok gorilla...it's from a Lindsay Lohan movie