What would this teach our girls? you aren't perfect enough....your hair isn't perfect, your skin isn't perfect, your teeth aren't perfect, your eyes aren't perfect, your nose isn't perfect.....so we must change you!!! Next up, cosmetic surgery for children. This absolutely appalls me. Especially the examples with the substituted eyes and mouths. Why not just get a barbie doll instead of having a child?
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Yikes, I don't even know where to begin with this one. Retouching? That's re-do'ing. Or rather, re-diculous. ;)
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it's one thing to photoshop-out a little drool on a baby picture, but this?! this is just strange. that touched up photo looks plastic.
posted by
gleek
on August 22nd 2007 at 9:32am view
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This is just scary.
posted by
mycatsownme
on August 22nd 2007 at 9:33am view
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The first pic is adorable but the second pic looks scary. It looks like a pic of one of those eerie looking dolls. Yuck yuck yuck.
posted by
ZMama
on August 22nd 2007 at 9:50am view
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I think this is just scary too.
posted by
Fran
on August 22nd 2007 at 10:05am view
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First of all, if you feel the need to photoshop your child's picture you need to seriously reconsider what type of parent you are & the message you are sending to your child. Second, if you HAVE to photoshop, find someone who knows what they are doing. This poor girl looks like a Marie Osmond doll, not a little girl.
posted by
AHuff
on August 22nd 2007 at 10:11am view
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I have seen the eye sparkle trick used often by photographers, as well as removing stray hairs, drool, blemishes, etc. I think the only thing that makes this look so creepy is that they pushed it to this extent.
posted by
quiningseven
on August 22nd 2007 at 10:24am view
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Two words for this sort of thing: JonBenet Ramsey.
posted by
julia
on August 22nd 2007 at 10:44am view
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Okay, that's repellent. The best thing I can say about picture #2 is that you couldn't identify the actual child by looking at it. And the plastic wig is sort of camp, like something you'd snap onto Mr. Potato Head for his tour as a drag queen (at which point the missing eyebrows totally make sense).
posted by
dot
on August 22nd 2007 at 10:47am view
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Just....47 shades of wrong.
posted by
Maryja
on August 22nd 2007 at 10:51am view
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Horrid!
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exxon23
on August 22nd 2007 at 11:08am view
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Not hot. Ka-reeeeeeeepy.
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moiety
on August 22nd 2007 at 11:34am view
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On a community bulletin board I frequent, we refer to this company's pictures as "THE FEAR." As in, "okay, so-and-so, I'll give YOU the FEAR" and then linking to the one we find the most offensively wrong, wrong, wrong: like the baby with the digital drool removal, de-chubb of the cheeks (baby weight maintenance thru photoshop? No thanks), and superimposed pink bow to make sure the girl-ness of the dressy baby is recognized.
Disgusting.
posted by
Nora Rocket
on August 22nd 2007 at 11:36am view
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It's disgusting. Just gross. Why would anyone do this?
posted by
magnuson
on August 22nd 2007 at 11:46am view
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HA! This is hysterical - because the woman who does this does for a LIVING! After the SomethingAwful forum people found it and started making fun of the pictures, Crazy Doll Lady herself surfaced and started sending cease-and-desists.
posted by
melanie
on August 22nd 2007 at 11:47am view
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Who would be interested in this? Pedophiles? Besides, the person who did this does not even know how to use Photoshop well. The shadow in the neck is gone (you can actually SEE the triangle where the skin was colored in), and the bangs reflect an over-zealous use of the clone stamp tool.
posted by
geckotoes1
on August 22nd 2007 at 12:00pm view
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OMG, melanie! Thanks for sharing that site. That correspondance is hilaious!
posted by
Melissa Reed
on August 22nd 2007 at 12:10pm view
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melanie, those emails were awesome!! good stuff, good stuff.
posted by
kdkaboom
on August 22nd 2007 at 12:49pm view
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Totally creepy.
posted by
donnafergie
on August 22nd 2007 at 1:27pm view
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This is creepy. The child, as shown in the original, is darling. She doesn't need photoshopping: she's a cutie.
posted by
ebrown
on August 22nd 2007 at 2:03pm view
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Thankfully, NO ONE has clicked "HOT" yet. That would be even creepier than the retouched photo itself.
posted by
poopmama
on August 22nd 2007 at 3:21pm view
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sick. sick. sick.
posted by
hs
on August 22nd 2007 at 7:03pm view
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oh, i'd also like to point out that she now has no neck.
posted by
hs
on August 22nd 2007 at 7:03pm view
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I think people would have selected 'hot' had you chosen a more reasonable use of photoshop (or in this case, lightroom) to improve child photographs.
posted by
quiningseven
on August 22nd 2007 at 8:42pm view
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i really can't believe this is real. this isn't a joke?
posted by
lb
on August 23rd 2007 at 4:27am view
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also please note that the url is "naturalbeautiescontest"
oh my god.
posted by
lb
on August 23rd 2007 at 4:30am view
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Sickening.
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Smellyann
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This is horrible and gross. I would never subject a child to this. Nor should anyone else.
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disgusting!
view polkadot's profile
ditto!
view midcentury_mama's profile
What would this teach our girls? you aren't perfect enough....your hair isn't perfect, your skin isn't perfect, your teeth aren't perfect, your eyes aren't perfect, your nose isn't perfect.....so we must change you!!! Next up, cosmetic surgery for children. This absolutely appalls me. Especially the examples with the substituted eyes and mouths. Why not just get a barbie doll instead of having a child?
view polkadot's profile
Yikes, I don't even know where to begin with this one. Retouching? That's re-do'ing. Or rather, re-diculous. ;)
view Speakaboo's profile
it's one thing to photoshop-out a little drool on a baby picture, but this?! this is just strange. that touched up photo looks plastic.
view gleek's profile
This is just scary.
view mycatsownme's profile
The first pic is adorable but the second pic looks scary. It looks like a pic of one of those eerie looking dolls. Yuck yuck yuck.
view ZMama's profile
I think this is just scary too.
view Fran's profile
First of all, if you feel the need to photoshop your child's picture you need to seriously reconsider what type of parent you are & the message you are sending to your child. Second, if you HAVE to photoshop, find someone who knows what they are doing. This poor girl looks like a Marie Osmond doll, not a little girl.
view AHuff's profile
I have seen the eye sparkle trick used often by photographers, as well as removing stray hairs, drool, blemishes, etc. I think the only thing that makes this look so creepy is that they pushed it to this extent.
view quiningseven's profile
Two words for this sort of thing: JonBenet Ramsey.
view One Eyed Daruma's profile
truly frightening...
view julia's profile
Okay, that's repellent. The best thing I can say about picture #2 is that you couldn't identify the actual child by looking at it. And the plastic wig is sort of camp, like something you'd snap onto Mr. Potato Head for his tour as a drag queen (at which point the missing eyebrows totally make sense).
view dot's profile
Just....47 shades of wrong.
view Maryja's profile
Horrid!
view exxon23's profile
Not hot. Ka-reeeeeeeepy.
view moiety's profile
On a community bulletin board I frequent, we refer to this company's pictures as "THE FEAR." As in, "okay, so-and-so, I'll give YOU the FEAR" and then linking to the one we find the most offensively wrong, wrong, wrong: like the baby with the digital drool removal, de-chubb of the cheeks (baby weight maintenance thru photoshop? No thanks), and superimposed pink bow to make sure the girl-ness of the dressy baby is recognized.
Disgusting.
view Nora Rocket's profile
It's disgusting. Just gross. Why would anyone do this?
view magnuson's profile
HA! This is hysterical - because the woman who does this does for a LIVING! After the SomethingAwful forum people found it and started making fun of the pictures, Crazy Doll Lady herself surfaced and started sending cease-and-desists.
The whole story is pretty amusing, and features even more of these disgusting "touch-ups."
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/email-pranks/crazy-doll-lady.php
view melanie's profile
Who would be interested in this? Pedophiles? Besides, the person who did this does not even know how to use Photoshop well. The shadow in the neck is gone (you can actually SEE the triangle where the skin was colored in), and the bangs reflect an over-zealous use of the clone stamp tool.
view geckotoes1's profile
OMG, melanie! Thanks for sharing that site. That correspondance is hilaious!
view Melissa Reed's profile
melanie, those emails were awesome!! good stuff, good stuff.
view kdkaboom's profile
Totally creepy.
view donnafergie's profile
This is creepy. The child, as shown in the original, is darling. She doesn't need photoshopping: she's a cutie.
view ebrown's profile
Thankfully, NO ONE has clicked "HOT" yet. That would be even creepier than the retouched photo itself.
view poopmama's profile
sick. sick. sick.
view hs's profile
oh, i'd also like to point out that she now has no neck.
view hs's profile
I think people would have selected 'hot' had you chosen a more reasonable use of photoshop (or in this case, lightroom) to improve child photographs.
http://flickr.com/photos/learningtosee/622378005/
view quiningseven's profile
i really can't believe this is real. this isn't a joke?
view lb's profile
also please note that the url is "naturalbeautiescontest"
oh my god.
view lb's profile
Sickening.
view Smellyann's profile
This is horrible and gross. I would never subject a child to this. Nor should anyone else.
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